The Insider by Reece Hirsch

The Insider by Reece HirschThe fact that he was innocent should have been a comfort to him, but it wasn’t. – Will Connelly

Attorney Will Connelly has very little to comfort him in Reece Hirsch’s scorching debut novel, The Insider. Arriving at work early on the day he’s to learn the results of the firm’s partnership vote, Will sees his coworker Ben Fisher plummet to his death past Will’s thirty-eighth floor office window. The fact Will was the only one in the office at the time of Ben’s death, and that Will’s office access card is found next to Ben’s body, make for some uncomfortable questions from the San Francisco Police Department.

Will has barely seen the police out of his office when he’s visited by the firm’s senior partner, who informs Will that he did make partner. Further, he’s being put in charge of the project Ben had been working on, a major merger involving computer software company Jupiter Software. After putting in a full day on the new assignment, Will heads out to a local bar for a muted celebration of his new partnership. There he meets a beautiful Russian named Katya and goes home with her… and this is where Will’s troubles go from simply life altering to life threatening.

In effort to impress Katya he lets slip about the big merger he’s working on. The next morning Will and Katya are confronted by two Russian thugs who force their way into Katya’s apartment, threaten Katya, and beat information about the Jupiter merger out of Will. Knowing he can’t go to the police without revealing that he’s committed malpractice by violating attorney-client privilege, as well as violated Securities and Exchange Commission regulations against insider trading, Will is on his own to extricate himself from the mess he’s gotten into.

Tod Howarth – Opposite Gods Interview

Opposite Gods by Tod HowarthThough best known for his work with the band Frehley’s Comet, musician Tod Howarth has had a long, distinguished, and varied career in the music business.

Starting with 707, his first “big band” as he calls it, Tod’s impressive resume has also included touring stints with REO Speedwagon, Ted Nugent (for whom Tod also contributed backing vocals on Ted’s Penetrator album), Cheap Trick and, of course, the aforementioned Frehley’s Comet.

Tod has also produced some incredible work in his solo career including the albums Silhouette, Cobalt Parlor and West of Eight, which I reviewed and interviewed Tod about. With the release of his newest album, Opposite Gods, I’m happy once again to interview Tod and review his latest masterpiece.

Your last rock CD, West of Eight, was released in 2000. Why such a long time between it and Opposite Gods?

Tod Howarth: Life in general, really. The band that I put together to support Cobalt Parlor was to record all of the West of Eight CD, which we did, except for the then bass player who I had to let go during the recording and re-do all his parts. During this drought I recorded Winter, which is an ‘easy listening’ but haunting type solo CD that was to satisfy my creative needs.

I wanted to do more rock music right off the bat, but with a real solo effort it is just so time consuming. I had to find or create that time and it was hard. I am not the ‘rock star’ anymore that people may think I am – although I am flattered! – and my attention has been turned to the family business that I run now days. Plus, my adult kids have needed a lot of attention that required not only time but money as well. It is wild how ‘stuff’ never ends.

Opposite Gods by Tod Howarth

Opposite Gods by Tod HowarthLike a fine wine, Tod Howarth (Frehley’s Comet, Cheap Trick, Ted Nugent) demonstrates with his new CD Opposite Gods that in the 10 years since his last solo rock CD West of Eight was released he has improved with age, becoming even more nuanced and complex.

A long time coming, Opposite Gods was truly a labor of love. Tomorrow I’ll be posting an interview I did with Tod about the album, but to give you an idea of the herculean task making Opposite Gods was here’s a quote from the liner notes: “Produced, recorded, mixed, and mastered under dire conditions by me… the variables took their toll.”

And he does mean by him. As with his prior releases, being the extremely talented musician that he is Tod once again is responsible for everything you hear coming from your speakers: guitars, drums, bass, keyboards, all vocals… the man is literally a one man band. And a damn good one at that!

Though the 13 track album is tip-top from start to finish, there are some songs that stand out to me for one reason or another. So, a few highlights:

“Drown” – As with any rock album worth its salt, Opposite Gods opens with an absolute burner. “Hello all you bitches, in your glossy magazines… you’re the entertainment for the feeble minded.” Hello, indeed! “Drown” is a scathing, yet lyrically playful, indictment of the cult of personality in America that makes celebrities of people whose only ‘talent’ is being famous: “Just icons, all image.” Yet despite the playfulness, there’s also an understandable sense of irony to the song; how could there not be when a song about the talentless famous is being performed by a man dripping with talent who literally plays every instrument, sings every vocal, and produced, mixed and mastered the song himself to boot. I’ve always thought you can tell a lot about how an album is going to go based on the opening track, and with that in mind “Drown” certainly sets the pace.

“Opposite Gods” – Two songs later in the album’s title track, however, Tod shows he’s more than capable of shifting gears from playful and sarcastic to tackle the always serious and charged topic of faith and religion. Given that most major religions have the same basic tenets at their core, Tod wonders how there can be so many different – and conflicting – paths one can supposedly take to get from Point A (leading a just life) to Point B (spiritual reward). Even more puzzling, how can any religion justify killing others in the name of its God? “The reasons they all fail me, regardless of faith, and with opposite gods there’s just no harmony.” Fitting for a song about conflict and multiple paths the lyrics are deeply layered, occasionally ‘step’ on each other, and many are

The Severed Nose by Jeff Strand

The Third Rail by Michael Harvey“When you kill people for a living, you get used to finding the occasional body part lying around your home. I do not kill people for a living, and so I freaked.” – Josh White

Josh White is the victim of what may be the worst case of mistaken identity in history. Arriving home one day to find a severed human nose on his kitchen table Josh does what any reasonable person would do… freak out. Of course once the initial, understandable freak out passes Josh proceeds to make the first in what will end up being a comically tragic series of bad decisions.

Instead of immediately calling the police, Josh decides to store the nose in his refrigerator – after carefully wrapping it in paper towels and sealing it in a plastic baggie – to keep it from rotting while he puzzles out whose nose it could be and why it was on his table. After much deliberation he… falls asleep.

When he returns home from work the following day – no, he didn’t call the police when he woke up – Josh finds an ear on his table. Apparently having reached his tipping point on finding severed body parts in his apartment, Josh calls 911 to report his gruesome discoveries. When the police haven’t shown up by bedtime, despite a follow up call from Josh, he puts the ear in the baggie with the nose and decides to… go to sleep.

Arriving home from work yet again Josh finds… nothing. Which is good, right? Wrong. Because the people who’ve been leaving the fleshy calling cards for Josh decide to pay him a visit to find out why he’s not responded to their none to subtle overtures. The body parts, it turns out, were left as part of a kidnapping and ransom demand directed at Josh White… another Josh White. Not sure whether or not they should kill him, the two gangsters who show up at his apartment kidnap Josh and take him back to the big boss for his decision on the matter. What unfolds from there could only happen in a Jeff Strand novel.

The Versatile Blogger Award:
Giving Thanks and Paying It Forward

On Monday I received a delightful surprise when Michael from Lazy Thoughts from a Boomer (and @Le0pard13 on Twitter) recognized Musings Of An All Purpose Monkey with “The Versatile Blogger” award. Obviously, it made for a much better Monday than usual.

The rules for the award are:

  • Thank the person who gave you this award.
  • Share 7 things about yourself.
  • Pass the award along to 15 who you have recently discovered and who you think fantastic for whatever reason.

So without further ado, 7 things about me:

1. I believe that chocolate milk is the nectar of the Gods.
2. I always believed Snape was good.
3. I’m afraid of my “To Be Read” stack. I think it may achieve sentience soon.
4. I have a law degree. (please don’t hold that against me)
5. Made it to brown belt in Shaolin Kempo Karate before I fell out of practice.
6. I am allergic to coconut.
7. I think Billy Gibbons is one of the most underrated guitarists of all-time and that “XXX” and “Rhythmeen” are brilliant.

As for passing the award along, a great many of the blogs that I think are more than deserving of this award were included on Michael’s list, so I’ll just mention a few I want to recognize that are different:

Big Beat From Badsville

Books Are Like Candy Corn

In Reference To Murder

Jenn’s Bookshelves

Notes From The North

Typing & Tea

Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers

Savannah Red

Michael’s blogs – be they on books, films, music or just random thoughts on things like holidays or drive-ins – are always a joy to read and it is an honor to receive this recognition from him. Thank you, Michael.

Bill Aucoin (1943-2010) – The Rock World Loses A Legend

Bill AucoinThe rock world lost a true visionary with the passing of Bill Aucoin yesterday of complications from prostate cancer. Though most well known for having discovered legendary rock band KISS in 1973 – and for launching the merchandising juggernaut that has come to be as associated with the band as their music – Aucoin was also the manager for Billy Squire and Billy Idol among others.

Most recently he had formed a new management company called Aucoin Globe Entertainment, which includes award winning Finnish metal band Lordi and the Louisville, Kentucky based Tantric among its roster.

Through my (then) co-ownership of the KISS Asylum website I was very fortunate to have the opportunity to interview Aucoin back in 1999. The interview coincided with the release of a 13 track interview CD called “Bill Aucoin: 13 Classic KISS Stories” and gave me a chance to put a grab bag of questions to him, many of which had been floating around KISS fandom for years but had never before been addressed to Bill directly.

Ultimately the interview is just a drop in the ocean of a life that influenced many, but I am proud to share it again now as my tiny contribution to the remembrance of a man who had an impact on the rock world that will last forever: Bill Aucoin – The KISS Asylum Interview

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris“Things began to come together, and I went from speaking like an evil baby to speaking like a hillbilly.” – See You Again Yesterday

Though he’s not likely to actually be confused for an evil baby or a hillbilly, in the twenty-seven autobiographical essays that comprise Me Talk Pretty One Day David Sedaris is wickedly funny and refreshingly down to earth.

The down to earth part is a particularly impressive feat considering his family: five siblings, each with their own personality quirk (a hard-core rap loving brother who nicknames himself ‘The Rooster’ and a ‘tanorexic’ among them); a wise-cracking mother who helps the Easter Bunny “branch out” by filling their Easter baskets with cartons of cigarettes; and an engineer father manically obsessed with jazz and hoarding food. A deep well to draw from, no doubt.

A few of the more notable essays include: “The Learning Curve” (a brutally honest, highly amusing self-assessment of his stint as a woefully unqualified teacher at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago), “You Can’t Kill The Rooster” (recounting the exploits of his hilariously profane bantamweight younger brother), and “Picka Pocketoni” (actually a rather poignant essay in which Sedaris, an American living in France, makes some frank observations about American tourists).

The clear standouts of the book though are unquestionably a trio that deal with the author’s move to France and subsequent enrollment in a French language class. The first two, “See You Again Yesterday” and the book’s title essay “Me Talk Pretty One Day,” recount Sedaris’s early time in France during which he speaks first like “an evil baby,” only able to use simple nouns and verbs. Eventually he graduates to “hillbilly” level communication, in which the concepts he can express are a little more advanced, even if the subject verb agreement isn’t. (Asking a butcher about cow brains: “Is thems the thoughts of cows?”)

The one that will have you doubled over with laughter, however, is “Jesus Shaves,” in which Sedaris and his fellow students try to explain to a Muslim member of the class – using only their butchered French – what Easter is: “A party for the little boy of God who call his self Jesus.” “He make the good things and on the Easter we be sad because somebody makes him dead today.” “Easter is a party for to eat of the lamb. One, too, may eat of the chocolate.” Things only go downhill from there once the concept of a rabbit delivering chocolate gets injected into the mix.

Like Augusten Burroughs (Running With Scissors), Sedaris mines his odd family and unique upbringing for much of his material. Unlike with Burroughs, however, there’s never that sense of creepiness that made me feel like I needed to take a shower after reading some parts of Running With Scissors. Sedaris’s writing is also reminiscent of David Foster Wallace (Consider the Lobster), though Sedaris’s sarcasm

I Am Not A Serial Killer by Dan Wells

Hidden and Imminent Dangers by D.W. HardinI’d been fascinated with serial killers for a long time, but it wasn’t until my Jeffrey Dahmer report in the last week of middle school that Mom and my teachers got worried enough to put me into therapy. – John Wayne Cleaver

At first glance John Wayne Cleaver seems like a normal fifteen-year-old midwestern teenager. He hangs out with his best friend, has an after school job, and is obsessed with his hobby.

Of course, he only hangs out with his “friend” – the one kid in school weirder than he is – to camouflage his complete lack of social skills, he works as an assistant mortician, and his hobby… well, it’s serial killers.

The reason Cleaver finds serial killers so interesting is because he believes it’s his fate to become one. That belief is reinforced when his therapist officially diagnoses him as a sociopath.

Naturally, Cleaver wants to learn as much about what makes his fellow sociopaths tick as possible. However, his point in learning about them is not to perfect his fated craft, but so that he can try to find a way to prevent himself from fulfilling his perceived destiny.

To that end Cleaver has established an elaborate set of rules he lives by in order to remove any potential temptation that may lure his inner demon – which he calls Mr. Monster – out from behind the mental wall Cleaver has constructed to contain it.

Things seem to be going well. Working in his family’s mortuary satisfies his curiosities and allows him to get hands-on with dead people, and the weekly visits with his therapist Dr. Neblin (wonderfully written interactions) give him someone he can speak with frankly about his internal struggles. But when horribly mutilated bodies start turning up indicating the presence of an honest-to-goodness serial killer right in his town, it’s all Cleaver can do to try and keep Mr. Monster under wraps while he attempts to track down the killer.

I Am Not A Serial Killer may be the most unique coming of age story ever written. For as much as it is a serial killer story, with a touch of supernatural horror, at its heart it is really a character study. Wells has done a masterful job taking the reader into the mind of a teenage sociopath struggling to come to terms with himself and his inner demon. The matter of fact manner in which Cleaver accepts his condition is at turns honorable, humorous, horrifying, and always, always fascinating.

One may be tempted to compare Cleaver to a teenage Dexter, but there is a crucial difference: where Dexter embraces his sociopathic urges, Cleaver wants desperately to defeat his. Fortunately there are two sequels to I Am Not A Serial Killer already in the works, so we’ll all get to see whether Cleaver is able to keep Mr. Monster harnessed… or whether he really

Cut, Paste, Kill by Marshall Karp

Cut, Paste, Kill by Marshall Karp “Man, I know our job is to protect and serve, but sometimes I wish we could just let nature thin out the herd.” – Terry Biggs

LAPD Detective Terry Biggs can be forgiven for not being overly enthusiastic about the prospect of locking up the killer he and partner Detective Mike Lomax find themselves tracking in Cut, Paste, Kill, the fourth entry in author Marshall Karp’s consistently excellent Lomax & Biggs series.

After all, the victim at the crime scene they respond to at the book’s opening turns out to be a woman who recently caused a crash while driving drunk that killed a child. But since she was the wife of a foreign diplomat she walked away from the accident without facing any charges because of her husband’s diplomatic immunity.

To remove any doubt as to why she was murdered, the killer leaves an elaborate scrapbook at the scene chronicling coverage of the accident, as well as the devastating impact it had on the family.

Lomax & Biggs soon learn that it wasn’t the first such scrapbook to show up at a murder scene when the F.B.I. informs them that there have been two other “scrapbook murders.” In both prior cases the victims had also escaped any punishment for crimes they had committed.

During the course of the investigation they get a tip from a prison informant which seems to point the way to the killer, as well as reveals that the killer is working from a list, and from there it’s a race for Special Agent Simone Trotter, Lomax and Biggs to find the vigilante scrapbook killer before they can add more victims to their collection. And just when everyone thinks they’ve got it all figured out, Karp serves up a wicked swerve that keeps both the reader and the investigators guessing right up to the very end.

Special Agent Trotter’s introduction to the mix allows for some marvelous exchanges between her and the “always on” humor of Biggs: “You sound like a man who knows a few things about women.” “Agent Trotter, I’ve been married four times, which means that I really don’t know shit about women.” The other major new player in Cut, Paste, Kill, Sophie, the wonderfully precocious 7 year old daughter of a friend, ends up with all concerned wrapped around finger.

Blending edge of your seat mystery and laugh-out-loud humor in such a way that neither steps on the other’s toes is not easy, yet once again Karp proves himself a master of that delicate operation in Cut, Paste, Kill. So what are you waiting for? Buy, Read, Enjoy!

Cut, Paste, Kill is available from St. Martin’s Griffin (ISBN: 978-0312378240).

Cut, Paste, Kill is the fourth book in the Lomax & Biggs series, following The Rabbit Factory, Bloodthirsty and Flipping