World’s Greatest Sleuth! by Steve Hockensmith

World's Greatest Sleuth! by Steve HockensmithA cluster of curious tourists had stopped to gawp at us like we were another display at the Fair – the World’s Biggest Fools, perhaps. – Otto Amlingmeyer

First introduced to readers in Holmes on the Range, brothers Gustav “Old Red” and Otto “Big Red” Amlingmeyer are cowboys turned detectives in late 1890’s America. World’s Greatest Sleuth!, the fifth entry in the series, finds Sherlock Holmes disciple Gustav (“Some folks get religion. Gustav got Sherlock Holmes.”) and Watson-esque brother Otto summoned to Chicago to participate in a mystery solving competition at the 1893 Columbian Exposition (aka Chicago World’s Fair).

Upon arrival, the brothers find themselves up against famous crime solvers from around the world, including frenemies Col. Crowe and Diana Corvus (On the Wrong Track and The Black Dove). The competitors are challenged with solving a set of clues each day, with the winner of the most daily competitions at the end of the contest being crowned the “World’s Greatest Sleuth.”

Things take a serious turn, however, when the competition’s organizer is found dead on the second day of the competition..face down in a giant vat of cheese (The Mammoth Cheese From Canada – Weight 22,000 Pounds). Though the local police seem inclined to write it off as an accidental death, Gustav and Otto think there’s more to it than meets the eye and, as Holmes would say, the game is afoot to find the killer.

Four Kinds of Kitty by Chuck Wendig

Yesterday I reviewed Chuck Wendig’s new short story collection Irregular Creatures. Today I am thrilled to welcome the demented man himself for a guest blog.

Chuck WendigCats show up in three of the stories found within IRREGULAR CREATURES.

Not inappropriate, I suppose. Cats are definitely irregular around the margins. Quirky, kooky critters. And yet they have that kind of weird feline grace, too – an almost alien sense of the world around them.

We had a cat once. I was a wee tot at the bright young age of five. When I wasn’t solving complex mathematical theorems or creating new heart valves from wombat skin (I was a real Doogie Howser type), I was apparently busy putting our cat in the clothes dryer.

I know, I know, that sounds horrible. No need to go around assuming things. You know what they say about assuming, right? It gives you herpes.

Anyway.

I didn’t put the cat in there to hurt it. And I didn’t turn the dryer on. My motives were all candy canes and lemonade: I just wanted to give the kitty-kitty-boo-boo a warm place to lay down.

Thing is, when my father came and asked me, “Did you put the cat in the dryer?” it wasn’t a friendly question. It was a “jaw muscles locked into place” question.

“No,” I lied.

At that age, I was a terrible liar. My father smelled it on me like some kind of animal musk.

That’s when he dragged me away and beat my butt with a wooden paint stirrer (a stirrer marked with the MAB logo, should you be a stickler for detail). He never had to whup on me like that again: the only move necessary was a sly glance toward the aforementioned paint stirrer.

So, from early on, cats have been emblazoned upon my mind. Or, at least, my asscheek.

(I also apparently tried to make soup from kittens one time, but let’s not talk about that.)

Irregular Creatures by Chuck Wendig

Irregular Creatures by Chuck Wendig‘Neat’ wasn’t the word Benjamin was looking for. Might as well call the ocean ‘wet’ or a tornado ‘windy.’ Still, he nodded, because he had no other words to describe that which was all around him. – “The Auction”

Feeling a little post-holiday blues? Housebound by the Snowpocalypse? Well I’ve got something to occupy your time and cheer you up: Irregular Creatures, the new short story collection from mad genius penmonkey Chuck Wendig.

Except, a little like Benjamin in “The Auction,” I may not quite be able to sufficiently put into words how incredibly amazing the stories in this collection are.

Anyone familiar with Chuck’s always inspired, take-no-prisoners style of blogging over at TerribleMinds already knows how talented of a writer he is. I’ll do my best to convey the sheer awesomeness that is Irregular Creatures, but it’s really something you should do yourself a favor and experience firsthand. Here we go…

“Dog-Man and Cat-Bird (A Flying Cat Story)” – Seems kind of odd to call a short story epic, but this one certainly is. Joe, a struggling sculptor, gets more than a bad night’s sleep when he’s banished to the sofa one night after an argument with his wife. An injured cat shows up at the back door and, when Joe tries to shoo it away, promptly dies. Or so Joe thought: I came back to the garage, only to find that the cat had sprouted wings. This was not a possibility I had considered, nor was it a possibility I accepted upon its discovery. And yet not only does he come to accept it, but when he discovers his son is a pawn in a battle between good and evil Joe realizes that Cat-Bird is much more than a genetic freak. This is my favorite story in the collection, and it’s worth the price of admission for this one alone.

“A Radioactive Monkey” – A cautionary tale about the dangers of drinking strange concoctions, especially if done to impress a beautiful woman you barely know. This one would be right at home as a Tales From the Crypt episode.

“Product Placement”– You wouldn’t think a candy bar could have inter-dimensional ramifications, but buying a “Flix Bar” is exactly the thing that starts Donnie’s trip into a bizarre world where product placement takes on a whole new meaning. Oh, and you’ll never look a 9-volt battery quite the same way again.

“This Guy” – “Every day, I catch him before he makes it to the China Skillet… I drag him into the alleyway, and I beat him with a tire iron. Sometimes, I stab him with a kitchen knife. I do this every day. I think it’s starting to affect me.” A peek into a man’s descent into insanity, this one can be described as Groundhog Day gone murderously, insanely awry.

The Sentry by Robert Crais

The Sentry by Robert Crais“I told her I took care of it. That they wouldn’t be bothered again.” – Joe Pike

Funny how a seemingly insignificant decision can have such life-altering consequences. Surely Joe Pike couldn’t possibly have envisioned that a quick stop to put air in his tires would set in motion a chain of events that would eventually involve the L.A.P.D., F.B.I., Mexican and Bolivian drug gangs, and a highly motivated hitman.

And yet, that’s exactly what occurs when Pike notices two gang members enter a sandwich shop across the street from the gas station he just happened to choose for a little routine car maintenance. Pike’s former stints with both the Marines and L.A.P.D. have trained him to be very aware of people’s body language, and it’s clear to him the thugs are looking for more than a sub.

Sure enough, when he decides to investigate he finds the two viciously assaulting the shop owner. Pike intervenes, running one thug off and holding the other for the police. When the shop owner’s niece, Dru Rayne, arrives on the scene sparks immediately fly and Pike finds himself drawn to her in a way he’s not felt in a long time. So much so, he decides to take responsibility for making sure Dru and her uncle aren’t bothered again.

When a brick is thrown through the shop’s window the following day Pike goes to the source and brokers a truce with the head of the gang, then assures Dru the matter has been taken care of. Joe Pike doesn’t make promises lightly, and so he takes it particularly hard when not only is the shop vandalized again, but Dru and her uncle disappear. When Pike enlists best friend and private investigator Elvis Cole to assist in the search for Dru and her uncle, Cole quickly turns up information that suggests the two are not who they claim to be.

Love Me To Death by Allison Brennan

Love Me To Death by Allison Brennan“When the system fails, someone has to uphold justice.”
– Dillon Kincaid

Lucy Kincaid graduated from college with a double major in psychology and computer science, has interned with the United States Senate and Arlington County Sheriff’s Department, and currently works as both an intern with the D.C. Medical Examiner’s Office and volunteer for Women and Children First! (WCF), an organization dedicated to fighting the sexual exploitation of women and children.

It’s an impressive string of accomplishments for anyone, but doubly so for Lucy. Six years ago she was abducted by a sexual predator she met online and was brutally tortured and assaulted, all broadcast live on the internet. She survived her ordeal and emerged with a single goal: join the FBI and fight the kind of crime she fell prey to.

While waiting for word on her application to the Bureau, Lucy and WCF are running an online sting designed to catch sexual predators on parole in situations that will send them back behind bars, before they get a chance to reoffend. But instead of ending up behind bars, the people Lucy and WCF are targeting begin turning up dead. Murdered. Suddenly Lucy has the attention of the FBI in a way she never wanted.

Gone ‘Til November by Wallace Stroby

Gone 'Til November by Wallace StrobyThat’s what life is. You make one decision, take one action, and it affects everything. It spreads out across your present, into your future. And it never stops.
– Sara Cross

Late one night St. Charles County, Florida Deputy Sheriff Sara Cross is dispatched to the scene of a traffic stop gone wrong. Upon her arrival at the deserted rural location where the stop occurred Cross finds Deputy Billy Flynn, a dead suspect, and the suspect’s car trunk stuffed full of illegal weapons.

Flynn indicates that despite it being a routine traffic stop the suspect was acting inordinately nervous so he asked him to open the trunk. Instead the suspect fled, and when commanded to stop turned and pulled a gun on Flynn who shot in self-defense. Sounds believable, and the evidence at the scene backs up Flynn’s story, so Internal Affairs clears Flynn in the shooting.

Sara isn’t entirely convinced, however, and the arrival of the dead man’s widow in town issuing threats of retribution from the people in New Jersey her husband was working for does little to ease Sara’s concerns that there is more to the situation than initially met the eye.

Her suspicions are confirmed when thugs from Jersey show up looking not for what was found in the trunk… but for what wasn’t. Lead by old-timer and career criminal Morgan, the gangsters make their presence known in a very violent manner that quickly turns the small, backwoods town upside down.

Author Wallace Stroby skillfully moves the story forward through alternating looks at the dilemmas facing Sara and Morgan. Sara wants to believe Flynn, with whom she was previously romantically involved, and Stroby does a masterful job portraying the internal conflict Sara wrestles with between her lingering feelings for a man she once loved and her desire to do her job objectively and pursue the truth no matter where it leads her.

Where it leads her, slowly but surely, is into direct conflict with Morgan. Recently diagnosed with cancer and needing serious money to pay for the treatment, Morgan is on his self-declared last assignment. Determined to get to the objective before his fellow gangsters and leverage the job for his own benefit, Morgan is willing to do whatever it takes and go through whoever stands in his way in order to secure his last big score.

Gone ‘Til November is an intense character study that explores the devastating consequences a single poor decision can have, not just on the life of the one who makes it but on the lives of everyone around them. Stroby has taken a relatively straightforward crime story and developed it into a wonderfully nuanced look at the terrible choices people have to make when confronted with situations that challenge their moral compass, especially when the easiest choice would be to do nothing at all.

There’s no dilemma about what choice

The Damage Done by Hilary Davidson

The Damage Done by Hilary Davidson“Anyone in this world could kill, in the right set of circumstances. The questions is, what circumstances?”
– Tariq Lawrence

Oh, what a deliciously tangled web of circumstances does author Hilary Davidson weave in her masterful debut, The Damage Done.

Travel writer Lily Moore is called home to New York from Spain with the horrible news that her sister, Claudia, has been found dead in the apartment they share. Even worse, Claudia’s death appears to be a suicide, tragically timed to coincide with the anniversary of their mother’s suicide.

Given she had fled to Spain in large part to get away from the downward spiral that had become her heroin addict sister’s life, Lily returns home under a shroud of guilt. Could she have prevented her sister’s death if she had been there?

Lily’s grief quickly turns to confusion, however, when upon going to the medical examiner’s office to officially identify Claudia’s body she discovers the person found dead in their apartment was not her sister. Someone had been impersonating Claudia and living as her for the past six months. But who, and why? And where is Claudia?

Lily’s quest to find the answers to those questions forms the framework for one of the most tantalizing, twisted, multilayered pieces of crime fiction I’ve read in quite some time. Like her protagonist, Hilary Davidson’s background is that of a travel writer, and the experiences she has had traveling the globe to varied cultures and locales clearly shine through in the wonderfully nuanced descriptions of both people and places that permeate The Damage Done.

Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime by Steve Hockensmith

Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime by Steve HockensmithIf you think about it, Santa Claus is a little like Batman. He’s a vigilante. He decides who’s good and who’s bad and he does something about it on his own terms. – Hannah Fox

Well, boys and girls, Christmas is almost upon us. Hopefully you’ve got your shopping finished, presents wrapped, and are free to curl up with some festive holiday reading. And man do I have a great suggestion for my fellow lovers of crime fiction, Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime by Steve Hockensmith.

As the title suggests, the nine stories in Naughty all have a Christmas theme and involve a crime of some sort, and they are all also laced with a wicked sense of humor. And though a few characters – and a fruitcake – make appearances in more than one story, each stands on its own.

I enjoyed the entire collection from start to finish, but a few of the stories particularly stood out to me:

“Fruitcake” finds septuagenarian widow Ethel Queenan stalking the Always Sunny Trailer Park looking for a replacement for her dearly departed husband. Given that widows outnumber the widowers by about 5-to-1, competition is fierce. Ethel is therefore upset, murderously so, when virtual spring chicken (just sixty-five!) Connie Sandrelli swoops in and steals Ethel’s latest target out from under her. Evil plots involving fruitcake (recipe included) ensue.

Baronne Street by Kent Westmoreland

Baronne Street by Kent WestmorelandIn my mind, my indifference to Coco’s call for help played a part in her death. Rather than dwell on my complicity, I moved on to my responsibilities. – Burleigh Drummond

New Orleans private investigator Burleigh Drummond takes his responsibilities very seriously. So when he learns ex-girlfriend Coco Robicheaux has been brutally raped and murdered, and that several phone calls from Coco he had ignored were placed only hours before her death, he makes it his responsibility to find out who killed her and why.

Drummond’s investigation takes him deep into the seedy underbelly of the Big Easy, where he discovers that Coco had become an unwilling pawn in a plan to influence the mayoral election. To get to the ultimate truth Drummond will have to thread his way through a maze of corrupt politicians, crooked cops, the Velvet Mafia, and an entrenched, old money blueblood society who will close ranks to thwart any perceived threat to their power and control.

At first blush the wisecracking, gin & tonic drinking Burleigh Drummond brings to mind Philip Marlowe. Indeed, author Kent Westmoreland even tips his cap to Raymond Chandler by having Drummond describe one of the characters in Baronne Street with words reminiscent of Marlowe’s description of Moose Malloy in Farewell, My Lovely.